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Horny Melon: Killzone 2 Review

After years of hype and drama Guerrilla Games dropped Killzone 2 onto shelves February 26th 2009. Hyped as the best looking console game to date many doubted it could live up to it’s lofty goals. For a while there it looked like Killzone 2 might fall short, as release crept closer and closer the [...]

Now I Have This Monstrosity Clipped to My PS3 Controller…..

This holiday season Sony released the long awaited keypad attachment for the PS3 controller.  I’ve needed a keyboard for my PS3 in the worst way. I’ve been using the controller for two years now, including the time I was without a PC for a month. Oh! The humanity! If there is a hell, all communication [...]

Horny Melon: Resistance 2 Review

Continuing with their triple A title release a year, Insomniac dropped Resistance 2 last Tuesday into grubby, cheetos stained, gamer hands. Resistance 2 picks up the story literally where Resistance: Fall of Man left off.

Horny Melon: Fallout 3 Review (PC, Xbox 360, PS3)

After a ten year absence (we are ignoring the travesties BOS and Tactics) a new Fallout game has dropped. Brought back to life by Bethesda as a FPS first person perspective roleplaying game. For those that have been living out in the woods, the fallout series takes place 200 years after a nuclear [...]

Horny Melon: LittleBiGPlanet Review

It’s out! After over a year of being pushed back LittleBiGPlanet (reffered to from now on as LBP) has graced us with it’s presence. Developed by Media Molecule, LBP is a basic side scroller. However unlike most side scrollers this one comes with a level editor and a robust online component. LBPs light atmosphere [...]

Horny Melon: Bioshock Review (PS3)

Bioshock was launched last year almost to the day for the PC and Xbox 360. It received critical acclaims throughout the press and gamers for it’s environment and storytelling. 2K games went to great lengths to make sure that everything was on par with the other versions of the title. Game play wise there is [...]

Horny Melon: Dead Space Review

Dead Space is a survival horror title released October 15th 2008 for the Xbox 360, PC, and PS3. Dead Space has you playing the role of Isaac an engineer who must fight his way through a ship full of “Necromorphs” while fixing various aspects of the colossal planet cracker looking for his girlfriend.

Horny Melon: Pirates vs Ninja Dodgeball Review

Pirates vs Ninja Dodge Ball was released September 3rd for xbox live. This games theme falls squarely into the realm of internet nerdiness. If you bicker with your friends about which is better pirates or ninjas (pirates) or you’ve been sent home from work on “Talk Like a Pirate Day” this game is meant for [...]

Horny Melon: Wipeout HD Review

Yesterday Wipeout HD was released for sale on the Playstation Network for $20. If you are as rabid of a Wipeout fan as we are, you were up to the wee hours of the night trying to get every single trophy available. For $20 US Wipeout HD really is a good buy. You get tons [...]

Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Player’s Handbook Review

This review comes nearly two months after release due to the nature of the product. Unlike a video game, you cannot enter god mode cheats to speed through the game. After two months of play testing Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition thoroughly we’ve finally come to our conclusuions